I pooped - everywhere!

I've heard about poop-splosions before, but now I know first hand what why entail! No one said it was going to be pretty. But, I guess the weirder part is in realizing we were all at one point, tiny poop machines at the mercy of our own parents. So, mom and dad, thanks!! We've come a long way, huh? 

Life for me began on a military base in upstate New York.  I bounced around like army brats do, eventually landing in Exeter, PA.  Facing those harsh east coast winters year after year was my drive to get someplace warm...Los Angeles sounded nice at the time, so that's what I worked for.